Tell Them What They Have Won, Sven!!!!

As promised here is the infamous far side spoken of in previous posts. It is just plain funny and nothing more. I think we should have a philosophical discussion about this comic. I am pretty sure that is how Hell is going to be, so if you don't like sandwiches don't do bad. In other news, I have completed my finals and am the proud owner of one semester of school. Isn't it just the cutest thing you have ever seen!! Not housebroken though, going to need lots of towels, lots. I wanted to congratulate Bryce for getting the movie trivia right here on I Bent My Wookie. He wins a weekend getaway in Waffle country. Katie guessed correctly as well but it was on Facebook. So she will get a lifetime supply of waffle makers. How many do you think that would be? Will you actually go beyond 5 waffle makers ever? I guess this is the trivia question for this posting. Lets here everyone's educated guesses, the winner will get a autographed picture of me!!! How about that for a prize? Well I must go and pack. Mya and I are flying to AZ to meet up with Karissa tommorrow. Tune in next time for a receipe for pita bread, it will be great fun with lots of humorous hummus humor hawking. Say it ten times, fast, you know you want to.... give in and yell it from your computer chair, I dare ya.

Hey Look, Time!!!

I am a week away from finishing this semester of school and now I will write to the world!! For the two people that come to this blog, let me know if you like the Waffles! You read this and in the morning I am making waffles!!! - Name the movie, winner gets a waffle- We are dong great, still have all toes and fingers attached. Looking forward to summer, Mya is sick of hanging out with me in the house all day. But I don't blame her, can you imagine being with me for nine hours straight? Raise your hand if thoughts of suicide jumped into your mind after thinking of that scenario. I am more worried about those of you that thought is sounded like fun, some real weirdos out there. I am enjoying the culinary schooling. I want to put some reciepes either on here or another website. I will keep you all informed, if any of you cared for that sort of thing. I have to admit, I love to cook!! It is like being a scientist but without all that stupid thinking to get in the way. Next summer I am looking at going to Italy for an internship, so get your requests for souvneirs in early. Karissa already requested the statue of David, something about looking at something less fat and hairy. I don't know what that means, she speaks in code. With the semester ending I will have more time and will do my darndest to blog and even share food stuff. Let me know if there anything certain you want to know about. I will get you something, may be a lie, may be a scorpion in your sandwich, that's why it's hell. (A classic farside, I will post it next time) Now go, cook something and rejoice in the glory that is making a grilled cheese naked. Sizzle, baby Sizzle!!!!

A Few Pictures and News

Welcome all to the year 2009!!! I know I am a few weeks late but I just woke up from the new year eve party. We know how to party here in SLC. I am sure that everyone had an enjoyable Christmas. You can tell from the pictures that Mya loved it. Well with the new year I have started back at school and love every minute. I can say this now because the first day was yesterday. We don't have anything else going on at this time. Our life is fairly boring except for little Miss Mya. I swear that kid is nuts!! She has gotten into setting the table and enjoys putting plates all over the table. We have so much fun, everyday is a party! I hope my time will allow me to keep everyone up to speed on all the fun that goes on. But for now I must leave this entry, less exciting I know but they can't all be great. Go now and be full of pleasure and oranges.

DC Dance Party in Da House!!!

No pictures this week (a united sob from the audience), but I do have many words which will paint a picture in your mind. So everyone sit back and open up your imagination's, this sounds like the beginning of a Sesame Street episode. Karissa and I have just returned from a trip to Washington DC. Fear not I will get the pics of the trip up pronto. We saw everything we could in a few days, from the White House to the crazy's that walk about swearing. Ah memories..... We hooked up with B-Rock and went dancing. That Obama can do the hustle like nobody's business!!! He was smooth but the same can not be said for his lovely horse.... I mean wife. But what do you expect from a women that is as broad as a bulldozer, but to her defense she does a mean robot!! So this was a good highlight apart from the many historical sights we saw. We left our house in disarray because of a flood. I am not exaggerating when I say that Noah had nothing on what we had to go through. Maybe that is a bit much but at least Noah did not have to deal with Stove Top floating about his office. But we are dried out now and happy to be home. However, I will not be eating Stove Top stuffing anytime to soon.

December cometh like a Ninja (Throwing Stars Not Included)

A hardy happy December 1st to you all!! I am sure you all enjoyed the turkey day and are feeling the fun regret after. Our Thanksgiving was nothing to brag about so that is all I will say on the matter. Mya is going to be 18 months this week, so that is exciting. She is repeating everything, so no more swears. Just kidding, you can curse around the child if you need too. So what is everyone asking Santa for Christmas? I am hoping for lingerie. I love the way lace and satin caress my skin and it really makes me feel pretty. Karissa thinks I look best in a shear babydoll. I hope you all are able to picture the beauty of me in the outfit, and only the outfit, maybe some heels for the sexy legs. Well enough of my wife's disturbing fantasy and let us rescue our minds from the dark gutter from which it has been placed. It sure is a good thing no one reads my blog otherwise people may think me a bit strange. Okay, go out and party like it is 0 BC, because of Chirstmas, birth of Christ, uhh.... you guys get what I am saying. I gotta go get groceries (check the alliteration), need anything??

Is Anyone Out There?

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I am sure that no one is reading my blog anymore so I will ramble on using only swear words. Nah, I can't think of that many anyway. For anyone who reads this, I have been very delinquent in upkeep on the old blog. I got real busy trying to start my company in August. If you want to see the site it is, www.lastwordstudios.com. The rest of the time is spent partying with Miss Mya. The kid is a nut!! I swear she is crazy. Mya has no fear about climbing or jumping off of anything. But so far nothing broken, just some bumps and bruises. She was Supergirl for Halloween and looked great. Karissa is having so much fun working, NOT!! A bit depressing working with folks in foreclosure and all. We are planning a trip to DC in December which will be wicked awesome. Maybe I will see Obama. If I did I would be like,"Hey you're like a terrorist. Be cool and don't blow up my house". Then he would be like,"Solid! I can dig it my man". That would be an awesome conversation, the kind that only dreams are made of and more. For all those wondering, no I do not think Obama is a terrorist. But his wife could easliy pass for a spot at the Kentucky Derby. She is huge!!! She probably threatened Barrack to run for president. "You be president or I will break you in two." I would be scared of her too. Barrack our prayers go out to you in trying to avoid your wife. Well, kids this is all for the return of the mack/blog. I will write again soon, so make sure you become one of my followers to find out about all the fun and adventure there is to have. Word to your Mothers.

Great Start for July

Happy 5th of July to everyone!! I am sure each of you had a wicked bash to celebrate our independence. In honor of the founding fathers we blew stuff up!! Actually I did not but our great neighbors did around midnight. I went outside and shook my cane at them and told them to cut off that racket. I need my beauty sleep, this sweet piece of man candy does not just happen. I would like to announce that my wife and I celebrated our fifth anniversary on the 1st!!! Yeah that's right, she stayed for five years. I know some people owe me money. I actually believe that Karissa has not made a run for the border yet because she thinks I have a large inheritance coming to me. But don't tell her that there is nothing, it will be our little secret, hee hee. We saw the most romantic movie, "Hulk", isn't that sweet, the big green man is hitting everyone, reminds me of our wedding. Then Karissa got sick at dinner, and we went home early. I would have to say that this date is in my top five, well.........................
at least top ten. As for Mya, she is the noisest freakin' kid out there! I am not joking. We went to the mall and there was a ton of kids, and she blew them all away. Other than being a banshee she is adorable and fun. We also took her on the boat for the first time. Mya had fun, all the rest of us discovered that we are out of shape. My body said to me after the experience,"Oh, so you can't sit around for a year and then do activities. Dang, Twinkie the Kid lied to me!" Alright, it is off to bed for our little clan. One note, tonight after Karissa laid Mya down and was leaving, Mya rolled over and said, "See ya". She is a cute kid. Peace to all my peeps, both chicks and bunnies.